Former bouncer, (in a salad bar), former model, (for halloween masks), former lifeguard, (till some blue kid got me fired), former runway model, (at the airport), former fry cook at waffle house, (got fired for sticking my finger in the pickle slicer, she got fired too), not gay (I can't even chew that gum that squirts in your mouth), very single, (was living with a girl, till she found out i was there), Devilishly handsome guy, 6'1", 175 lbs, kinda skinny, Italian, (and all that entails, hehe), looking to meet a local female, or can travel a bit, as i have a full tank of gas...hobbies are--running with scissors, leaning back too far in a chair, swimming after eating, etc... A true gentleman, I'll open your cardoor for you, (then smack your ass when you're getting in), I'll put you on a pedistal, (high enough to look up your dress). Always thoughtful, (I almost always remove the dishes from the sink, before i pee in it), I look just like George Clooney, (around the armpits), I'm between 6' and 6'3", (depending on which convience store im leaving), Very sensitive guy, I DO have feelings, (in my pants), damn right I'm good in bed, (I can sleep for days).

(On a more serious note)- I love everything, Colts, beach, Beatles, Elvis, mnts, kissing, loud music, sushi, plays, Colts, movies, football, TV, Colts, NFL, did i mention "Colts"? Would love to find someone that I could be a blessing to their life and them to mine, I'd love to have a g/f, (lover/buddy), a wife, someone I looked forward to getting off work to see. The most beautiful thing i ever saw was a guy that loved his wife, like Paul and Linda, (not Heather), but, one can never have tooo many friends, if it turns out that way - Why don't I have a definition for love?--because nature feeds us copious amounts of lust. In order to sustain that, I think we invented love. Love and lust can be very deep, but they both can be very fleeting. They don't even live next door to each other, they live in the same closet.

(We now return you to your regularly scheduled profile perving...) Born ready and born lucky. I was born triplets, my dad told my mom "pick you one out, I'm gonna drown the other two"... I didnt mind the swim, it was refreshing, it was those d*mn cats they put in the bag with me...born lucky! take a chance, I assure you that you wont be disappointed...thanx, and hope to hear from you reallly soon-ish. p.s.-I'm not much to look at, but, i put out...hehe...

*--(fine print disclaimer)--* the above profile thingy is considered by some, a work of fiction, yet inspired by a true story. Some truth is sprinkled in to spice things up. On occasion, names, dates, and events have been changed or made up just for fun. It contains the opinions, therories, and conclusions of what some people may call a raving lunatic, conspiracy theorist, snake/root oil salesman, political activist, consumer advocate, believer in immortality, and delusional fraudster. Believe what u will. It is for entertainment purposes only. Yet...then again, did he say it's all 100% true???

Gemelli